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Fantine

Forbidden broadway Les Mis video

Wait a while and you'll see about half of the complete FB Les Mis parody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yqP2qBmcr0&search=Forbidden%20broadway
The Very Angry Woman

Oh man.

I'm 99% sure the Enjolras in that clip is Brian Noonan, who really did play Enjolras on tour.

Edit: Scratch that. That'll teach me to post before I watch the curtain call. (But Brian Noonan really was in both shows.)
Etoile

I liked Valjean's song the best. "Pity me...change the key!"

Does anyone know what on earth they were saying in the song to the tune of "Do You Hear The People Sing"? I couldn't understand that one at all.
The Very Angry Woman

Etoile wrote:
Does anyone know what on earth they were saying in the song to the tune of "Do You Hear The People Sing"? I couldn't understand that one at all.


Scroll to the comments: http://www.ninme.com/archives/2005/11/do_you_hear_the.html
Orestes Fasting

I like the title of the linked post. *snerk*
Lazarus (Adam G)

I have a recording of this...but I can't understand what they're saying.

I'll check the video out later.
Aimee

Yep, that's good fun [even if you can't hear it all]. I bet its great to see.
Fantine

I have the full recording as well. I tried googling the lyrics for you, but I couldn't find them.
Lazarus (Adam G)

I do like the ludicriously high note at the end of the "Bring Him Home" parody. What is that? A High D above Top G?! Shocked
Fantine

It must be fake though.... right...? Shocked
Etoile

The Very Angry Woman wrote:

Scroll to the comments: http://www.ninme.com/archives/2005/11/do_you_hear_the.html


Okay thanks!

I'll probably end up buying the entire cd if only for the Les Mis parodies.
Lazarus (Adam G)

No, it's possible to do that. But it's easier for women.

Many tenors can hit those notes. When Colm Wilkinson "rips" at the end of his higher notes, he hits a High-C above Top G.

I can get up there into that range, too, but you have to use head voice/falsetto.
musicalsrokmysox

lyrics of do you hear the people sing

i don't think you can find the lyrics on line, but i think i heard at least most of them right, the ones in italic are the ones i'm not sure about:

do you hear the people sing? singing the hit song from les mis. it is the best show of a classic since they modernized the wiz, better learn the songs by heart and if you don't they'll call you dumb, they'll be atop the record charts when the british come. no more gershwin no more curn we don't need old shows anymore, we'll set ablaze and burn most every stephen sondheim score. come join with the few who have started a musical war. do you hear the people sing? all of the new songs from les mis, even the great andrew lloyd weber wished the songs were really his. you'll be ticketed and pinched if a la cage song you should hum. poor jerry herman will be litched when the british come. do you hear the people sing all of the new songs from les mis? now with our new french revolution we'll decapitate the biz, now les mis is here to stay, miss saigon will leave you numb, phantom will haunt the great white way when the british come. ahhhhhh, ahhhhhh, ahhhhhhh, the british come, for britain and broadway!
The Very Angry Woman

Re: lyrics of do you hear the people sing

musicalsrokmysox wrote:
i don't think you can find the lyrics on line


That's funny, because I swear I posted a link earlier in this thread.
convict24601

Fantine wrote:
It must be fake though.... right...? Shocked


It dounded Falsetto-ish (Is that even a word?) but it is definately NOT impossible to hit. With proper training men can hit female high notes in full voice (head voice) with ease.

I have yet to find this ability in my training, but my voice is still developing so I'm not expecting much.
Jordan

Re: lyrics of do you hear the people sing

The Very Angry Woman wrote:
musicalsrokmysox wrote:
i don't think you can find the lyrics on line


That's funny, because I swear I posted a link earlier in this thread.


Hun, your link didn't include all the lyrics Wink

Quote:
poor jerry herman will be litched


Probably lynched.
musicalsrokmysox

lyrics on line

yeah, you did, but it only had some of the words, not the entire song
Jordan

Re: lyrics on line

musicalsrokmysox wrote:
yeah, you did, but it only had some of the words, not the entire song


It took you an hour between posts to say the same thing that I posted? Have you even met/encountered TVAW before? Shocked
The Very Angry Woman

Re: lyrics on line

GayBoy wrote:
musicalsrokmysox wrote:
yeah, you did, but it only had some of the words, not the entire song


It took you an hour between posts to say the same thing that I posted? Have you even met/encountered TVAW before? Shocked


That could be a problem.
Jordan

Re: lyrics on line

The Very Angry Woman wrote:
GayBoy wrote:
musicalsrokmysox wrote:
yeah, you did, but it only had some of the words, not the entire song


It took you an hour between posts to say the same thing that I posted? Have you even met/encountered TVAW before? Shocked


That could be a problem.


Let's not let this get ugly... The Les Mis board works best when the revolve isn't caked with blood Wink
Orestes Fasting

The ones posted at the link are inaccurate anyway. Here's the whole thing, as far as I can discern it:

What show takes you up in the air
When you come to call?
It's Broadway's big love affair
But not really Broadway's at all
But I saw it and I didn't mind
Compare it to other shows and you'll find
Just like the poster says, God knows,
It's less miserable than other shows

You'll try get in
To watch the people spin
Ooh l� l� l�
Les Mis�rables
Javert gets sunk
And Eponine goes punk
Ooh l� l� l�
Les Mis�rables
Valjean gets caught
And everyone gets shot
Ooh l� l� l�
It's not Hedda Gabler
It's hot, it's chic
C'est tr�s, tr�s magnifique
Les Mis�rables

At the end of the play we're another year older
And we're often exhausted from playing the poor
Randy Graff fell in the band, and the turntable's making us dizzy
Trevor Nunn yells a command, and it's throwing us all in a tizzy
And there's gonna be hell to pay
At the end of the play

At the end of the play see the audience smoulder
Sitting flat on their butts for three hours or more
They can't wait to get back home and to read the libretto in bed
To decipher whatever went on--and what we said
Better read your synopsis
At the end of the play

There was a time when shows were fun
And they used bright lighting
And the shows weren't so long
And the songs weren't so biting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong

I dreamed a show in days gone by
Where all the scenery looked so pretty
I didn't sing one song then die
And all my costumes weren't so gritty

I did a tapdance and I smiled
And pathos wasn't overstated
My lips were red, my hair was styled
I didn't act so constipated

But now that misery's in style
It's artistic if you suffer
So they tore my dress apart
And the chorus girls walk lame

I dreamed a show in days gone by
Neil Diamond didn't sing my hit song
A pretty girl they'd glorify
And Act One wasn't so damn long

Come watch us grovel in the dirt
Then buy a souvenir and don it
Rich folks pay twenty bucks a shirt
That has a staving pauper on it

I dreamed a show in days gone by
Where all the sets weren't piles of rubble
I didn't have to belt high E
And be as miserable as me

God it's high
This song's too high
Pity me
Change the key
Bring it down
Bring it down
It's too high
It's too high
Much too high

If I seem to be grief-stricken
When this song goes on and on
Empty songs with empty lyrics
All about the dead and gone

Oh no, �tienne, you're simply a confused and worried child. Let me explain the plot of the show to you so you can understand the way it's styled: Jean Valjean is a convict who's being chased by the policeman Javert, who doesn't know that he's now a mayor and has adopted Cosette, the little waif daughter of Fantine, who dies in Act One--and that's why Jean Valjean must run! (Ah, yes.) Then he becomes involved in a French Revolution--but not the big famous one, a little later one you thought you didn't know anything about--where Jean Valjean watches everyone get caught, except for (Marius!) Yes! Marius! Who loves Cosette instead of Eponine, who joins the revolutionaries and runs up the barricade where she gets... (Pregnant?) ...shot. After she sings a long ballad very much like Jean Valjean, who dies peacefully knowing that he has driven Javert to jump off a bridge and has significantly changed France by being an all-around nice guy--and c'est fini, our story's done! How did you like that? (Zzzzz.)

Do you hear the people sing
Singing the hit songs from Les Mis?
It is the best show of a classic
Since they modernized The Wiz!
Better learn the songs by heart
And if you don't they'll call you dumb
They'll be atop the record chart
When the British come!

No more Gershwin, no more Kern
We don't need old shows anymore
We will set ablaze and burn
Most every Stephen Sondheim score
Come join with the few who have started a musical war!

Do you hear the people sing
All of the new songs from Les Mis?
Even the great Andrew Lloyd Webber
Wished the songs were really his!
You'll be ticketed and pinched
If a La Cage song you should hum
Poor Jerry Herman will be lynched
When the British come!

Do you hear the people sing
All of the new songs from Les Mis?
Now with our new French Revolution
We'll decapitate the biz!
Now Les Mis is here to stay
Miss Saigon will leave you numb
Phantom will haunt the Great White Way
When the British come!
For Britain, Broadway!
Etoile

Thanks for posting the lyrics!

Quote:
They can't wait to get back home and to read the libretto in bed
To decipher whatever went on--and what we said
Better read your synopsis
At the end of the play


HAH! That's exactly what happened to me...funny.
musicalsrokmysox

haha, you don't speak french do you? the l� l� l� that you wrote means there, there, there, i'm pretty sure it's just supposed to be la la la, as in a happy little song kindda way, correct me if i'm wrong...
musicalsrokmysox

btw, gayboy, i resent that comment that my posts repeat others, when i posted my thing i don't remember seeing yours, it must've not loaded for some odd reason
Fantine

musicalsrokmysox wrote:
haha, you don't speak french do you? the l� l� l� that you wrote means there, there, there, i'm pretty sure it's just supposed to be la la la, as in a happy little song kindda way, correct me if i'm wrong...


Actually, "Oh la la" is a famous French expression.
Orestes Fasting

musicalsrokmysox wrote:
haha, you don't speak french do you? the l� l� l� that you wrote means there, there, there, i'm pretty sure it's just supposed to be la la la, as in a happy little song kindda way, correct me if i'm wrong...


Haha, you're not familiar with French idioms, are you?
The Very Angry Woman

musicalsrokmysox wrote:
btw, gayboy, i resent that comment that my posts repeat others, when i posted my thing i don't remember seeing yours, it must've not loaded for some odd reason


It's called clearing your cache.
Jordan

The Very Angry Woman wrote:
musicalsrokmysox wrote:
btw, gayboy, i resent that comment that my posts repeat others, when i posted my thing i don't remember seeing yours, it must've not loaded for some odd reason


It's called clearing your cache.


You and I really must get married at some point. Laughing
Orestes Fasting

By the way, does anyone know what the line right before "It's hot, it's chic" is? It's the only one where I can't make out what the bloody hell she's saying.
The Very Angry Woman

"It's not Hedda Gabler."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedda_Gabler
Orestes Fasting

Thank you. *trots off to edit*
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