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| Orestes Fasting |
Things that just sound plain wrongI know this has been done to death on other forums, but it's always interesting to see what new things people dredge up... what lines from Les Mis sound pervy when taken out of context?I'll start: "I'll make you scream, you'll scream all right!" "Take him, Valjean! Before I change my mind!" "Oh god... it's everywhere." |
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| Quique |
I've mentioned this one before...from "A Heart Full Of Love"...
Marius: (Imagine him looking hornily at Cosette's knockers) A single look and then I knew! Cosette: (Gazing at his crotch and licking her finger) I knew it too! 
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| happyguava |
(imagine kind of sleezily)
Must be Javert... |
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| eponine5 |
Bishop: Come in sir, for you are weary. And the night is cold out there. Though our lives are very humble, what we have, we have to share.....
There's a bed to rest 'till morning... Valjean: He let me eat my fill, I had the lion's share... 
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| Orestes Fasting |
"They will come when we call!"
"At Rue du Bac they're straining at the leash..." |
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| flying_pigs |
'That's Eponine she knows her way around'
There's a video on youtube of people commenting on the top ten most sensual lines in Les Mis, just trying to find it! ETA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjE25jBgTFU Here are some if you can't be bothered to watch the video: -Got you all excited now -I'll make you scream, you'll scream alright! - Oh god, it's everywhere - There's a room full of toys - She's nice to see and she's soft to touch - Hanging they're like a bloody great sack. |
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| Fantine |
Here's a little toy, take it off the boy...
*ouch* |
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| Quique |
^ lol!!!!!!! | ||||||
| Eponine93 |
I like: "You must sack her today."
I hate it when writers go overboard with synonyms. Would it have killed them to say "fire" and keep this line clean? |
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| Aimee |
Sack is far more English. We don't say 'fire' 99% of the time. | ||||||
| BroadwayBeast |
Gavroche:(Pointing to his crotch)- Heres My Patch! | ||||||
| BroadwayBeast |
"Oh Fantine, Our time is Running out"
Obviously, "He thinks hes quite a lover, but thers not much there" "All it would take was a flick of his Knife" |
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| happyguava |
Neither do we. |
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| Salome |
sack means to dismiss in english. fire is a recent word created by americans in the 20th century. |
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| Orestes Fasting |
"Sack" is easier to sing and easier for the audience to understand. At the tempo the song is usually taken, it would come out as "You must faa her today." |
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| Trevor |
"I like the way you always tease." | ||||||
| lostquiche |
Javert..at last we see each other plain. | ||||||
| Orestes Fasting |
"I never shall yield 'til we come face to face!"
...actually, one could probably create an entire subcategory for such, er, climactic lines. "They will come when we call," anyone? |
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| Fantine |
"It's hot as hell below" | ||||||
| JulieJordan |
"And then I'm yours and all our debts are paid." | ||||||
| Sax4Life |
Re: Things that just sound plain wrong
As non perverted as I am, that one always made me laugh. XD |
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| happyguava |
"Come to me..." | ||||||
| Impossible Dream |
"I like the way you grow your hair ..." | ||||||
| Orestes Fasting |
Dieu m'en soit t�moin:
Je ne faiblirai point Tant qu'il ne sera pas � genoux devant moi! Thank you, Javert. We really needed to know that. |
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| Eponine93 |
Hey Orestes, for those of us who aren't so fluent in French and don't trust Free Translations.com, could you translate that? Thanks.... | ||||||
| Orestes Fasting |
Very loosely, since the double negative doesn't translate well into English, it's "God be my witness, I never shall yield until he is on his knees before me."
There are some good ones in the German lyrics too, like those damn students and their hot young blood, but I'm too lazy to look 'em up. 
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| Bagpiper 24601 |
"Let's give them a screwing they'll never forget!"
I love it! |
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| Fantine |
"Come with me where chains will never bind you" | ||||||
| TR_Wolf |
Call me a spoilsport but I just wanna say:
Grow up the lot of you. Jeez. |
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| kitty17794 |
 Nobody's even posting in this thread anymore. And why don't YOU grow up? People are just having fun here, for heavens sake....
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| Orestes Fasting |
Yeah, because digging up old threads solely to piss in other people's Cheerios is a sure sign of maturity. |
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| Quique |
Haha. You're the same one who got up-in-arms over a silly parody we did of Les Mis awhile back (Gay Miserables). Lighten up and quit being such a prude. Gah! 
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| Bagpiper 24601 |
Gay Miserables? I want to see that! | ||||||
| olly |
If you're going to come here complaining about things we do here, then don't come here. I don't know you at all, but please don't a) Try to insult threads that people have obviously had fun forming. b) Dig up threads to insult, thus being directly provocative. Edited by Aimee |
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| NurseCodeBlue |
How about we call on you for getting a sense of humour?
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| Aimee |
Please ALL be mindful of your manners here.
TR_Wolf I don't agree with what you said, that said, I don't agree with the way some of you replied. Please let this drop. Thank you. |
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| lost in the darkness 101 |
You know, i'm proably just really REALLY stupid but i dont exactly get that one line, could you explain it to me? |
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| ErikProuvaire |
I'm assuming it has to do with seeing eachother naked. Or at least that's that's how I interpreted it gutterly. | ||||||
| lost in the darkness 101 |
oh. ...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA now I'm really scared 
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| mastachen |
What do you think Javert's "They will wet themselves with blood" really mean? 
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| lost in the darkness 101 |
ok, now I'm really scared |
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| Kragey |
You're grounded. |
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| mastachen |
No!   
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| Fantine |
If Cosette had been a boy... (and if the following line wasn't sung by Fantine)
"Please monsieur he's but that high!" Never mind. I slept badly and I have an important exam in an hour. Call me dead. |
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| lesmisloony |
How about "You'll leave my house or feel the weight of my rod"? | ||||||
| lost in the darkness 101 |
^
LOL |
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| Fantine |
Oh my god, does JeanJean say that?
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| Mademoiselle Lanoire |
No. |
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| Fantine |
Thank God. I was getting worried there for a sec. |
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| lesmisloony |
It's that innkeeper from the prologue. Just before the bishop shows up... but he does say it to Jean. |