Mistress
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Top 10 Reasons to Wear a TrenchcoatTop Ten Reasons To Wear a Trenchcoat
10. Nice roomy pockets for things every respectable Inspector should have: handcuffs, snuff, wanted picture of 24601, fake hair just in case something should happen to those sideburns.
9. You know it's a heck of a lot nicer coat than any convict is bound to have!
8. It looks really dramatic when you spin around...especially when you shout "And I am JAVERT!" whilst spinning.
7. It provides for extra warmth on a long night of convict chasing and could double has a tent.
6. It completes the hat and nightstick ensemble.
5. It compliments your eyes.
4. No need to change the rest of your wardrobe, basic black goes with everything. Plus there is no need for accessories.
3. Doesn't make your butt look big...because you can't see it.
2. Many people find them extremely sexy.
and the number one reason to wear a trench coat....
1. It provides for a neat effect when jumping off bridges!
From the Javert Shrine site...there were a few other top ten lists, but this one gave me a good chuckle.
Maybe we can extend it...have some fun...XD
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Marcellus
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I'll add:
To sing "The Old Dope Peddler" in Tomfoolery (free samples in bags pinned to inside of coat). It's "Pedlar" in the UK and Canada versions.
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Vice
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Re: Top 10 Reasons to Wear a Trenchcoat | Mistress wrote: | | 8. It looks really dramatic when you spin around...especially when you shout "And I am JAVERT!" whilst spinning. |
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I've done that. 
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And just because I love pointless nitpicking, isn't it actually a greatcoat?
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dcrowley
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Antother reason to own a trench coat is because they seem to be necissary to the plot of Les Mis... three major characters wear them in moments of realization. Valjean after the candlestick theft, Eponine in "On My Own", and Javert in his suicide.
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Yakko
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I wish I could find one that WAS that long! like all the way to my ankels.
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